When our kids are bored, in a bad mood, or not getting along with each other, the best remedy is to get them to crack a smile. Here are 28 kids' jokes that will be sure to bring a little laughter to your home:
1. How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
2. Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
3. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
4. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
Because it was full.
5. What do you call a fake noodle?
An Im-Pasta.
6. Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet the koalafications.
7. Why did the melon jump into the lake?
He wanted to be a watermelon.
8. Did you hear the one about the 3 holes in the ground?
Well, well, well!
9. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
10. What has 3 letters and starts with gas?
A car.
11. What do you get when you put 5 ducks in a box?
A box of quackers!
12. Why didn’t the orange win the race?
It ran out of juice.
13. Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it’s over your head!
14. What do you call a baby insect?
A baby buggy!
15. Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her parents were in a jam.
16. How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!
17. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
18. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
19. Why can’t your nose be 12″ long?
Because then it would be a foot!
20. Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
21. What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing! Bananas can’t talk.
22. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
23. What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
24. Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
25. What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. All the other days are "weak"days.
26. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneak-ers.
27. What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kids don’t eat broccoli!
28. What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzcuts!
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